so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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