the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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