when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
