Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
My vagina is very pro this idea
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