i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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