im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
They took my balls.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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