would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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