escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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