oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
handjob tips. give me some.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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