Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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