Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
