But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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