Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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