We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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