But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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