I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he thought i was a dude.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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