WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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