What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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