Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Found your dick twin last night
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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