Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Is it because I queefed?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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