What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I enjoy the company of your penis
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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