so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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