Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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