Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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Wipe that smile off your face.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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