But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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