why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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