Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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