doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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