the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
