called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Randomize
