we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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