Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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