Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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