You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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