Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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