so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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