Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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