i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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