We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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