You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Someone came in the potted fern
Let's get the cat blown out
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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