I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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