tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
