We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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