but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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