Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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