She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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