Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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