It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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