My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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