it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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