i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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