whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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