We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
As shirtless as possible
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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