it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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